Culture

Christmas Carol Parodies

by Ali Sediqe and Anastasia Rea

All I Want For Exam Week

(to the tune of All I Want For Christmas Is You)

I don’t really care about grades

That are on PowerSchool

I just wanna a good exam

Just so I can get the new smash

I just want to barely pass

So I won’t get grounded

Make it real easy

All I want for exam week, is a B I don’t really care about grades

There is just one grade I want

I don’t care about the homework

That I shove into my bags

I don’t need an A on a quiz

Just to boast to my friends

Good grades won’t make me happy

With an A in history

I just want an ok grade

More than I could ever do

Teacher, Teacher, Please

All I want for exam week, is a B

I don’t even care about grades

I won’t even try to study

I’m just gonna keep on trying

To pull of a miracle

I don’t even give a care

To the state test designers

I won’t even stay awake

To pull off a real  high “A”

Cause I  just want to sleep tonight

Knowing that I’m not grounded

What more can I do

All I want for exam week, is a B

All my hopes are fading

Like the chances of an “A”

And the sound of children’s

Good grades everywhere

And everyone is cheering

I hear those grades ringing

Santa won’t you bring me the grade I really need

Won’t you please bring a B to me

I don’t want a lot of success

There’s one thing I’m asking for

I just wanna see a B

On my latest math exam

I just want an ok grade

More than I could ever do

Teacher, teacher, please

All I want for exam week, is a B (5x)

 

I’m Dreaming Of A Citrus Christmas

(to the tune of I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas)

I’m dreaming of some juicy citrus

One that’s round enough to throw

Where the juice glistens and it appeals your vision

To see that beautiful orange glow

I’m dreaming of some juicy citrus

One that’s round enough to throw

Where the juice glistens and it appeals your vision

To see that beautiful orange glow

I’m dreaming of some juicy citrus

Lots of lemons that for lemonade are just right

May your limes be kept in a container that’s airtight

And may all your citrus fruit be ripe

I’m dreaming of some juicy citrus,

One that’s round enough to throw

May your limes be kept in a container that’s airtight

And may all your citruses be ripe

I’m dreaming of some juicy citrus

Lots of lemons that for lemonade are just right

May your limes be kept in a container that’s airtight

And may all your citruses be ripe

May your limes be kept in a container that’s airtight

And may all your citruses be ripe

And may all your citruses be ripe

And may all your citruses be ripe

And may all your citruses be riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe!

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