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Christmas Parody – Last Christmas

by Ali Sediqe

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

Once beat it and twice died

I stay distant

But you still steal my time

Tell me, Bowser

Do you really hate me?

Well, it’s been a while

But you don’t surprise me

(Bowser Jr!) You wrapped it up and sent it

With a note saying “I’ll get you,” you meant it

Now I know what I fool I’ve been

But if you did it now

You’d fool me again

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

An empty room, me with tired eyes

I’m hiding from you, and your fire-breath

My god, I thought you were done with your attacks

Me? I guess I have to do it again.

A face on Bowser with a fire in his breath

A man who killed you once but you beat me this time.

Now I found a way to beat you you’ll never kill me again.

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

Last summer, I finished the game

But the very next day, I forgot to save

This year, to save me from jeers

I’ll save it extra special

A face on Bowser with a fire in his breath

A man who killed you once but you beat me this time.

Maybe next time I’ll save it extra

I’ll save it extra special

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